Nick Heidfield

Nick Heidfield (10 May 1977 - 30 April 2012) was an f1.75 driver He never won a race or got a podium.

Early life and career
Heidfield was born in Mönchengladbach, Nazi Germany. From an early age he was known for his immense hatred of Slavic people (or probably anybody who is non German.) At the age of 16 he stole an Audi 80 and crashed into a synagogue, this action got him noticed by the Mercedes who signed him to compete in f3 and f3000, however he sucked major ass and got fired.

2000 - 2005
He was shit.

2006 - 2009
For some reason Team Petronas© hired him to race in the BMW. He was known for getting beaten by Robert Godbica in every race he took part in, bolstering his dislike of Poles. He still sucked ass.

2010 Rally Incident/Suicide
Nick orchestrates Godbica's rally crash in order to take his Formula 1 seat, eventually the FIA realised this and he was permanently banned from ever competing in any FIA sanctioned event again. He then did 40 lines of cocaine resulting in an overdose and heart failure.